Diaperboy

              Willie Windsor may sound like a person who loves children, but be very fastidious.  This is a fifty four year old man who is too adamant to grow up. He acts like a baby, and I mean that literally. He wears diapers, eats real baby food without any punctiliousness, he emolliates his skin by shaving daily, and he even has the tenacity to have enlarged baby furniture in his house.
              Somehow he has a girlfriend intrepid enough to stay with him hoping to have an auspicious relationship. Not to mention he doesn't mitigate the situation by actually using the diapers for their intended use! Windsor is extremely assiduous in keeping this character up, so much that his ex-wife (no surprises there) believes that he is trying to relive his old acting career by putting on this act. He was actually reported to be an exemplary actor in his time.
             Now Willie is reported to say (in baby talk, of course,) he spends his days playing with his girlfriend and scaring parents and children on the playground in the state park. The question most of you are probably asking is, why? I believe that he does it so he doesn't miss being an actor so much, but i here some say that he does it to make up for a bad child hood. I guess you will just have to ask him if you see him one day. Remember this, if there is a bad smell around him, you can probably guess what he did.